ALEX: The gay one
You reach in the pillow case and pull out a red plaid shirt. “Yo who is topless?” I ask holding up the shirt. This dude that I don’t know comes up to me “It’s mine.” “But dude you got a shirt. How do I know you ain’t trying to steal it?” I say trying to keep my cool. “Why would I want to steal a shirt?” “Cause you like it? Man I don’t know. I’m not in your head. I don’t know you. But whatever go in that closet.” He looked at me funny and started walking towards the closet. He walks in and closes the door behind him. “Yo what is your name?” you ask looking at the hot guy standing in front of you. “I’m Alex” you couldn’t contain yourself any longer you lung at him and knock him to the ground while kissing him the whole time. He stops and backs away from you. “What’s wrong” you asked thinking you smelled or something. “Um… I don’t know how to say this” he said not making eye contacted. “Well go on tell me” you still think that it’s something you did. “Um… I’m… I’m gay” you can’t say anything your just shocked, you just practically made out with a gay guy how awkward. “Wow I did not see that coming” you say still shocked. “Yea so…” he asks not knowing what to say. “Why are the hot ones gay or taken?” you say meaning for it to stay in your head. “It’s almost the same with me the hot ones are straight or taken.” he said hearing what you said. “That sounds so weird coming from a guy” you say still not able to keep your mouth close “so what do you want to talk about?” he asked, he must have been really bored. “Why are you here?” you ask wondering who he knew or who he came with. “I’m Jake’s cousin.” He said staring off into space. “Okay why did you play 2 hours in heaven if you’re gay? I mean you knew you were gonna be picked by a girl.” “Oh… um… I haven’t told Jake yet…I mean he could like disown me and we are real close.” “How close can you be if you’re separated with a big secret?” “I don’t know…” He trails off thinking you guess. “Okay well if you want him to think your straight lets atleast let them think we are doing something.” You said having a great idea come to mind. “What you have in mind?” he asked with a curious look on his face. “Okay we can bang on the walls while moaning each others names.” You said thinking that sounded so much cooler in your head. He thinks it’s a cool idea so you start banging on the walls the floor anything really and start moaning. Than you 2 start moaning each others names and you start moaning “HARDER!!! FASTER!!!” in the right moments. Alex is trying to hold his laughter in but it was getting harder and harder for the both of you. I knock on the door and yell “Times up! Get dressed.” you 2 wait patiently but as I go to open the door Alex grabs you and sticks his tongue down your throat. While yall are getting out of the closest you whisper “I thought you were gay?” and he whispers back “I panicked so it just happened. ~THE END~